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tina1311: ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:50:25 -0400

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

This episode was legit…

“Kids can’t learn about sexuality and gender because it’s too scary or confusing for them” yeah...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:19:10 -0400

“Kids can’t learn about sexuality and gender because it’s too scary or confusing for them” yeah because YOU told them they there are ONLY straight men and straight women from the age of three and then used that limited scope an an excuse to carry on dodging the subject.

I found the seven times table scary and confusing but I still had to do about 20 exams about it

ishimaruu: if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:28:07 -0400

ishimaruu:

if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:21:40 -0400

drarna: i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:37:35 -0400

drarna:

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

olisyk0: can u not

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:46:58 -0400

olisyk0:

can u not

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:41:53 -0400

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

paralysedbeaver: The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:58:59 -0400

paralysedbeaver:

The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.

lolsofunny: ajc804: sylvia-scarlett: dukeofmegadeus: here’s...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:15:39 -0400

lolsofunny:

ajc804:

sylvia-scarlett:

dukeofmegadeus:

here’s to impatient assholes

i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect

let’s have a toast to the douche bags

(lol here!)

"One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:31:39 -0400

“One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.”

- Gabourey Sidibe (via glittertomb)

gayashale: can we talk about chris and kate’s faces when allison showed them the condom in magic...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:40:59 -0400

gayashale:

can we talk about chris and kate’s faces when allison showed them the condom in magic bullet?

superstunfisk: neopuff: I was looking through an old Nick Mag...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:53:14 -0400

superstunfisk:

neopuff:

I was looking through an old Nick Mag and I found all these Nickelodeon characters drawn in Butch Hartman’s style :P Cuuuteness. I love Drake and Josh hahahaha

(also WHOA, he gave zoey brown eyes! ive never seen brown eyes in BH style before)

petition to have Butch Hartman animate every show ever

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah: Clever way of getting his...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:00:56 -0400

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr: thqys

mukuroikusaba: seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:42:14 -0400

mukuroikusaba:

seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”

danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:43:10 -0400

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

"It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind."

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:37:38 -0400

“It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind.”

- Nagulb Mahfouz (via meggannn)

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:27:28 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 18:56:39 -0400

heynicenails: Bad Bitch Barbie Nails #nailart #barbiefingers...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:35:10 -0400

heynicenails:

Bad Bitch Barbie Nails #nailart #barbiefingers #mynails #longbeach #mkbeautyclub (at Hey Nice Nails)

groceryfag: grodywoadie: alwaysbummed: videohall: Well...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:50:26 -0400

groceryfag:

grodywoadie:

alwaysbummed:

videohall:

Well trained dog struggles retrieving his Frisbee without breaking the rules

AWHHH BABY

VERY IMPORTANT

SO CUTE OMG